Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““A tie is like an arrow pointing to my crotch. A tie is also like an even score.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“A tie is a win for more than one person. But a tie is also a loss equally shared by two or more people. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part, without any question, was the tie. I’ve always liked ties, but it seemed like too much of a Statement to wear… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
“The only really useful function a tie serves is the sense of relief when you get home and take it off; you feel as… — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
“So if the ties that bind ever do come loose Tie them in a knot like a hangman's noose Cause I'll go to heaven… — The Band Perry Copy Share Image
“I could tell we were going to get along from the way he wiped his ass—on my tie.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“History's got no bows on it, only frayed ends of ribbons and knots that can't be untied.” — Orson Scott Card Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
