Quote by Jarod Kintz

A hotel is a temporary aquarium for people. Thats why I travel with a fishing pole, and erectile dysfunction medicine.

— Jarod Kintz

“A hotel is serious business.”

— Haruki Murakami

“An umbrella is a portable shelter. My penis is a portable people maker.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Hospitality is about welcoming you with open arms, and an outstretched erection. Please, have a seat on my penis. Can I get you something…

— Jarod Kintz

“The worst part about working in a hotel is when I’m tired, I know I can’t sample the very thing I sell: sleep. I…

— Jarod Kintz

“Worry is to human beings … what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“A hotel is more than bricks and blankets. A hotel is a welcoming atmosphere, and a place to engage in a business transaction with…

— Jarod Kintz

“Despite our enormous brains and jam-packed libraries, we germ hotels cannot expect to understand absolutely everything.”

— Kurt Vonnegut

“What kind of man eats your fish when you won't sleep with him?”

— Stephanie Rowe

“If you need servicing while we’re stuck in this fancy-ass hotel for a week, I’m going to be the one to do it. No…

— Tessa Bailey

“I went to the kitchen, found a glass in a cupboard and filled it with tap water. As a rule I never drank the…

— Jason Luke

“So it was that my most impressionable years of boyhood were spent gazing at not a whale, but a whale's penis. Whenever I tired…

— Haruki Murakami