Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Remember, in life, you can't have your cake, eat it too, and then expect a side plate of brownies. Make your choices and live…

— Matthew W Grant

“A blanket could be frozen and used to cool off a warm body as you slowly thaw it out.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used like a giant piece of paper. Most people just want to cum on it, but occasionally someone will want…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to not only make promises, but fulfill them too. They're so soft and warm, how could they not be…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used like cloud cover
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket would be a great surface to print my new book on, so you could read it in bed while you’re having boring,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to announce your intention to announce your intentions. Make sure the blanket is neon orange though, or you might…

— Jarod Kintz

“It’s true: A slice of pound cake does wonders to thaw the coldest of days.”

— Sasha Martin

“A blanket could be used to make you laugh, and a joke could be used to keep you warm inside.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to trap my love in, before it dissipates out into the world.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to represent my feelings for you. I think it’s slightly more communicative than me giving you a scrap of…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket provides warmth. So does the joy a good joke brings.
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— Jarod Kintz