Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket provides warmth. So does the joy a good joke brings.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be frozen and used to cool off a warm body as you slowly thaw it out.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to tell you I love you. You know I do. And I’m not just saying that because I’m shivering.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to keep you warm on a cold night. Just pour some gasoline on it and light it on fire. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to trap my love in, before it dissipates out into the world.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to what the hell your way out of your neighbor’s bedroom.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket, as the epitome of warmth, could be used to stop colds. Also, sex with me might be the surest way to prevent…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to not only make promises, but fulfill them too. They're so soft and warm, how could they not be…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to keep me from exploding. My patience is wearing thin, and my clothes are also wearing thin, and in…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to cover up my modesty. And used to cover up my nakedness.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to settle disputes. Hold my penis while I demonstrate how it would work. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to line the walls of the Love Chamber, to soundproof it so that nobody hears you scream.
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— Jarod Kintz