Books Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a book cover. Talk about hardcover!
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to help you write the book you’ve always wanted to write. That is, if you wanted to write a…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to silence your critics. Think of it like a really thick and unchewy piece of chewing gum. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be locked in a safe, because nobody will try to steal it there.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to stop a murder. Just wedge it in front of the door of the murderer, and enclose him in…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to suppress certain groups of people, particularly those individuals who are too weak to stand up and say Hey,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to dispel the very same lies that a blanket could be used to cover up. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as disbelief. I can tell you believe me, so why don’t you go ahead and hold this brick for…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good.”

— Amy Riekhof

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to help you become the next Great American Novelist. Hopefully after you use it to crack your own skull,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to illustrate your innocence. I can help you with that, because I brought a crayon. 
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— Jarod Kintz