Feeling low Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to keep you three inches away from death.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to raise your status as an upstanding citizen. Don’t get too excited, though. It’ll only raise you up about…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to practice your telepathic levitation. If you can lift the brick, you’ll lift your spirits.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make yourself taller. It’s like self-esteem, only easier to use in the construction of a house.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to aid the lonely. Carry it with you, converse with it, and if you drink enough, you can even…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to build a future with me. Come, let’s start a life together.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to tell time. And just between you and me, I hope that brick tells time to go to hell.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to motivate. Just hold it up as an example of something that’s going nowhere in life.

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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to remind you. I would remind you of what you need to be reminded about, but that’s not my…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as disbelief. I can tell you believe me, so why don’t you go ahead and hold this brick for…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to tell how hard the wind is blowing. If the wind blows the brick around, I’d get out of…

— Jarod Kintz