Dad Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could have been used as a father figure in place of my dad when I was growing up, because a brick may…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a substitute for the brother I never had. It seems ridiculous, but I’ve always wanted a brother who…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to manipulate people into doing what you want. If anything could offer one man an unfair advantage over another,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to replace the brother you never had. Well, it’s only a possibility, but you probably won’t like it, because…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to help you write the book you’ve always wanted to write. That is, if you wanted to write a…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to build a future with me. Come, let’s start a life together.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to crush the dreams of the little guy. Especially if that little guy’s dreams are roach like and scurrying…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be God’s gift to man (and woman), and we wouldn’t even know it because we’re all obsessed with iPads, luxury cars,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to get a new job. Hire me! I have a brick, and I’m not afraid to use it.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to make yourself taller. It’s like self-esteem, only easier to use in the construction of a house.
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— Jarod Kintz