High school Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to dispel the very same lies that a blanket could be used to cover up. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a brick. Clever, right?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a Disappointment Cube. Here, I’m giving mine to you, because you really bummed me out, man.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to test how fast you throw a baseball, if, you know, baseballs were cube-shaped and integral to the construction…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a tablecloth, and a brick left as a tip.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to cut things. The duller the object, the sharper the user has to be to make it work.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to smash my bottled up rage, and a blanket could be laid down beforehand to catch the shards. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a tablecloth, to cover up illicit brick deals done under the table.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to keep warm, and a blanket could be used to build a house.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used as a frame for a door, and the blanket could be used as the door.”

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“A brick could be used to disguise the fact that I’m blushing. Oh my God, I’m so embarrassed! Don’t look at the rose of…

— Jarod Kintz

“A brick could be used to represent no, and a blanket could be used to represent yes. If I ask you, “Will you sleep…

— Jarod Kintz