Time Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used for anti-population-control purposes. Get naked and get under the blanket and I’ll show you how it works.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to cover up my modesty. And used to cover up my nakedness.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to eradicate the radical element that’s so pervasive and perverse in our society today. I’m talking about people sleeping…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to keep me single. Not that I need any help from anybody or anything to stay single. Actually, to…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a duvet, in the fight against elitism.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket, no matter how thin, could be sliced thinner, and in this way one blanket could be used to keep a multitude of…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to stop abuse. Don’t cover up the atrocity—cover up your head, because what you don’t see, may as well…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to cover up your infidelity. Either use the blanket to hide your cheating ways, or figure out how to…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to quell the rebellion. Wait until all the men are asleep before you kill them, rape them, and declare…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to separate the winners from the losers. With the exception of me, all men are losers, and only the…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to lure politicians to your side of an issue. Which is your side? Easy—the side I’m not sleeping on.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to reduce the weight of love, by exactly one person. It’s a cold world out there. 
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— Jarod Kintz