Children Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to trap my love in, before it dissipates out into the world.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to swallow up the nightmares you used to have as a kid. Whatever happened to those bad dreams? I’ll…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to put out a fire. Unless that fire is in your heart, and you simply refuse to give up…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to keep you warm on a cold night. Just pour some gasoline on it and light it on fire. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to eradicate the radical element that’s so pervasive and perverse in our society today. I’m talking about people sleeping…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to help acclimate your body for your after death experience. Hell is hot, so you’d better warm up first.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket would be a great surface to print my new book on, so you could read it in bed while you’re having boring,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used like a giant piece of paper. Most people just want to cum on it, but occasionally someone will want…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket isn’t the solution, a blanket is the problem. I say we burn all the blankets, along with the bodies of the unbelievers.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a parachute, for jumping out of dreams.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used instead of a blindfold when kidnapping someone. And the trunk of your car could be rented out like a…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to store valuable information that will keep future generations warm overnight. And just so you know, it wasn’t me…

— Jarod Kintz