Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to trap and contain love. I’ve tried other stuff, like a Ziploc bag, a can of tuna, and even…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to trap my love in, before it dissipates out into the world.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Frankly, I couldn't be more astonished that this guy was involved in something like this than if you came riding through my apartment on…

— Dan Rather

“A blanket could be used for anti-population-control purposes. Get naked and get under the blanket and I’ll show you how it works.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to communicate with dolphins. Be quiet! I’m trying to talk to the swimming mammals. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a trap to ensnare two entangled lovers. Using this method is how I found my current girlfriend and…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used like a cat, if it were furry and purred.
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— Jarod Kintz

“Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.”

— Nicole McKay

“A blanket could be made of tuna fish skin, which would go well with my cottage cheese thighs.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a spy, because if you need to blend in and go under cover, what’s better than a banket?
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— Jarod Kintz

“Only a friend or a giraffe would stick his neck out for you. But only a giraffe would eat all the leaves off your…

— Jarod Kintz

“THE IMPULSE IS TO SQUEEZE AND FONDLE BABY WILD ANIMALS BUT THEN THEY'D BE BROKEN AND WHAT GOOD WOULD THEY BE?”

— Jenny Holzer