Hippo Quote by Dan Rather

“Few things are stranger than watching a giant hippo fly.”

— Orpheus Collar

“Hell, he thought maybe they were hippos in tutus doing Swan Lake, the way everything flipped and bounced.”

— K.C. Wells

“A blanket could be used to catch a hippopotamus. But you try it out first, and let me know if it works. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“Oh my God. I've seen him at parties. The things I would do to that boy. I mean, not now that I know you're…

— John Green

“But, oh, sweet holy Lord, I would ride that one-legged pony all the way around the corral.”

— John Green

“I figured maybe this was how he tortured people. He embarrassed them to death riding around in the moo-mobile.”

— Rick Riordan

“I’d rather ride a unicorn than a unicycle. But my enemies, they could all ride a unicycle with a horn instead of a seat.”

— Jarod Kintz

“When you hear hoofbeats in Central Park, think horses, not zebras.”

— J. C. Peters

“There was no way to have a civilized conversation with that guy. It's like he was raised by giraffes or something.”

— H.M. Ward

“Sir Humphrey looked like a sleepy old hippo -- and when he yawned in that big, big, hippopotamus way Charity couldn't help doing likewise.”

— Elizabeth Jane Howard

“Fred just shrugged enigmatically. 'What? Just a load of girls going to the toilet? Personally I prefer wildlife videos.”

— Sue Limb

“He thought he saw some horses, too, and a clown, but it was the faces of all those dead raptors that really bothered him.…

— Vernon D. Burns