Hippopotamus Quote by Mitch Hedberg Download Open image “Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus, or just a really cool Opotamus?” — Mitch Hedberg ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Hippopotamus
It looks like a miniature hippopotamus with badly-fitting panty hose all over. — Roger Caras Copy Share Image
There is a famous Russian cartoon in which a hippopotamus, in the bush, points out a zebra to another hippopotamus: 'You see,' he says,… — Alain Robbe-Grillet Copy Share Image
“As Pharaoh erred in ancient Egypt, so did the Aryans after him who picked up that same theological tradition and activated it anew. The… — Ibrahim Ibrahim Copy Share Image
I have a hippopotamus skull next to my bed, called Gregory. When I was six, my three sisters and I clubbed together and paid… — Deborah Moggach Copy Share Image
Hippogriff, n. An animal (now extinct) which was half horse and half griffin. The griffin was itself a compound creature, half lion and half… — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
Would the Element be a car for people who like hip-hop, or for people waiting for a hip-op? — James May Copy Share Image
I respect hippos. They just look the way they do; they can't do anything about it, but they don't seem bothered. — Laura Mvula Copy Share Image
“Hippos are the very definition of Disney cute. There is no way you could look at a big, fat, squishy, huggable hippo and not… — Cracked.com Copy Share Image
I don't wear a watch because I want my arms to weigh the same. So if somebody asks me what time it is, I… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
There was a product on late night TV that you could attach to your garden hose - "You can water your hard-to-reach plants with… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Imagine if you were a drummer, and you accidentally picked up two magic wands instead of sticks. There you are, keeping the beat, the… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I like wearing necklaces, because it lets me know when I'm upside down. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I'm sick of Soup Of The Day, man. It's time we make a decision. I need to know what Soup From Now On is. — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I have a friend who is a juggler. If I'm at his house, I don't like to take food from him, if it's in… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't get the regular AIDS test anymore. I get the roundabout AIDS test. I ask my friend Brian, "Do you know anybody who… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I don't know how to fix a car. If the car breaks down, and the gas tank does not say "E", I'm screwed. But… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
What's a sesame seed grow into? I don't know we never give them a chance, what the fuck is a sesame?! It's a street...… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt." — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Marriage! ... Why, it is like living in a thimble with a hippopotamus! — Phyllis Bottome Copy Share Image
Molecular genetics can show off some surprising relationships like, for example, the close relationship of whales to hippopotamuses, which I think nobody ever guessed… — Richard Dawkins Copy Share Image
“Dressing, I chose the second shirt, the one softened in the mouth of a trained and perfumed albino hippopotamus and made entirely of pigeon's… — Nick Harkaway Copy Share Image
I have figured for you the distance between the horns of a dilemma, night and day, and A and Z. I have computed how… — James Thurber Copy Share Image
A hippo sandwich is easy to make. All you do is simply take one slice of bread, one slice of cake, some mayonnaise, one… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
[his healing skills] ..lay in the ability to comfort, to comfort in the proper sense, to make strong, to fortify from The Hippopotamus — Stephen Fry Copy Share Image
There is no need to worry about mere size. We do not necessarily respect a fat man more than a thin man. Sir Isaac… — Bertrand Russell Copy Share Image
I found in one of the tombs an inscription saying, 'If you touch my tomb, you will be eaten by a crocodile and hippopotamus.'… — Zahi Hawass Copy Share Image
The hippopotamus is a vegetarian and looks like a wall. Lions who eat only red meat are sleek and slim. Are nutritionists on the… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
“Frankly, I couldn't be more astonished that this guy was involved in something like this than if you came riding through my apartment on… — Dan Rather Copy Share Image
I have never been able to entertain a God-idea which was not integrally related to the fact of chipmunks, squirrels, hippopotamuses, galaxies, and light… — Joseph Sittler Copy Share Image
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