Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to what the hell your way out of your neighbor’s bedroom.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to announce your intention to announce your intentions. Make sure the blanket is neon orange though, or you might…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to tell you exactly what I mean, at precisely the moment I don’t mean it. When I say go,…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to say hello to a man who’s not only tone deaf, but also regular deaf. Just wave the blanket…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to reveal hidden mysteries. Quick, get naked and get under, and I will illuminate the night.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to silence your internal critic. And if you don’t shut him up, I’ll do it for you. Geez, I’m…

— Jarod Kintz

“Throw a blanket over it!”

— Breehn Burns

“A blanket could be used as an example for how you should make important decisions. Don’t give me a yes or a no now.…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to stop abuse. Don’t cover up the atrocity—cover up your head, because what you don’t see, may as well…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to represent my feelings for you. I think it’s slightly more communicative than me giving you a scrap of…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to cover up your infidelity. Either use the blanket to hide your cheating ways, or figure out how to…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as Concealment Revealer. It both conceals and reveals, like great dialogue. Here’s some great dialogue I wrote for two…

— Jarod Kintz