Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““18 rules for not getting caught. 1-17: don’t tell anybody. #18: not even your clone.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Youre only young once, so be bad, break the rules, get caught & make it count. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I worry about identity theft. What’s to stop somebody from cloning me to drain the cash from my bank account? And it’d be just… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
In high school, a teacher's friend in the police department asked me to go into a bar and flash a fake ID saying I… — Betsy Brandt Copy Share Image
“We’re going to go in the back room as two singles, copulate back there, and come out a couple. Somebody go tell my clone… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
[Y]ou never come right out and admit you have stretched the rules for your own benefit. You do it and shut up about it,… — Janet Malcolm Copy Share Image
“A lifestyle of deception is hard to keep up if your clones aren’t willing to participate.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
![“[Y]ou never come right out and admit you have stretched the rules for your own benefit. You do it and shut up about it, and hope you don't get caught, because if you are caught no one or no one who has any sense will come forward and say he has done the same thing himself.” quote by Janet Malcolm](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/947/janet-malcolm-10933_benefits_y-ou-never-come-right-out-and-admit-you_2288598.jpg)
