Funny Quote by Jane Wagner Download Open image “We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright: to free his hands for masturbation.” — Jane Wagner ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Motivation Single
“Walking is the only form of transportation in which a man proceeds erect - like a man - on his own legs, under his… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
First it is necessary to stand on your own two feet. But the minute a man finds himself in that position, the next thing… — Kristin Hunter Copy Share Image
“the natural barefoot form immediately and instinctively trains you to let your body lead the way and keep your feet back” — Ken Bob Saxton Copy Share Image
And what we've lost sight of is that performing manual labor with your hands is one of the most incredibly satisfying and positive things… — Nick Offerman Copy Share Image
“There is this to be said for walking: it is the one method of human locomotion by which a man or woman proceeds erect,… — Edward Abbey Copy Share Image
Why comes temptation but for man to meet And master and make crouch beneath his foot, And so be pedestaled in triumph? — Robert Browning Copy Share Image
A man must walk only his own path...Never another's or his feet will grow tired and sore. And he will feel lost even when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
[Walking's] overwhelming advantage is that it can be done by anyone, anytime, anywhere-and it doesn't even look like exercise. — Kenneth H. Cooper Copy Share Image
A man who is pressing forward to accomplish worthy goals can soon put despondency under his feet. — Ezra Taft Benson Copy Share Image
Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu. — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic. — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
Ahhhhhhhh. There is nothing natural about natural childbirth. It is as close to a freak accident as anything I can think of. Why I… — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
You don't know what it's like! Hyperactive twins! When they turned three, my doctor prescribed Ritalin -- I wouldn't dream of giving a drug… — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu! — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you. — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
I worry that drugs have forced us to be more creative than we really are. — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image