Accidents Quote by Jane Wagner

“Ahhhhhhhh. There is nothing natural about natural childbirth. It is as close to a freak accident as anything I can think of. Why I picked a time like this to go off drugs?”

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What you try to bury just ends up burying you.

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Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu.

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I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.

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Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent!

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When I first came into this world, Elvis was already fat.

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When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.

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I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.

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I worry that drugs have forced us to be more creative than we really are.

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People don't need sex so much as they need to be listened to.

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