Funny Quote by Jane Wagner Download Open image “When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.” — Jane Wagner ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny God Praying Schizophrenic Talk To God
Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic? — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
When we talk to God, it's praying. We God talks to us, it's Schizophrenia. — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
If you talk to God, you are praying; If God talks to you, you have schizophrenia. — Thomas Szasz Copy Share Image
When we talk to god, it's prayer. When god talks to us, it's schizophrenia. — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
Why is it that when we talk to God, it's called 'prayer,' but when God speaks to us, it's called schizophrenia? — Henry Blackaby Copy Share Image
“I swear I'm not jealous that God only talks to you, okay. In fact, I think it's unfair that when a person talks to… — Suzanne Wright Copy Share Image
When we speak to God, we call it prayer; when God speaks back, we call it psychosis! — Lily Tomlin Copy Share Image
An old joke puts its thus, "when a man speaks to a god its prayer , when a god speaks to a man its… — Peter J. Carroll Copy Share Image
If the dead talk to you, you are a spiritualist; if God talks to you, you are a schizophrenic. — Thomas Szasz Copy Share Image
Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu. — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain. — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
Ahhhhhhhh. There is nothing natural about natural childbirth. It is as close to a freak accident as anything I can think of. Why I… — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
You don't know what it's like! Hyperactive twins! When they turned three, my doctor prescribed Ritalin -- I wouldn't dream of giving a drug… — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
I have gained and lost the same 10 pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have deja vu! — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you. — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
I worry that drugs have forced us to be more creative than we really are. — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
“See, the human mind is kind of like...a pinata. When it breaks open, there's a lot of surprises inside. Once you get the pinata… — Jane Wagner Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
