Humor Quote by J.L. McCoy

“I sells ladies fings, and vis nun, she comes up to me stall an’ afore you can blink an eye, she picks up a…

— Jennifer Worth

“Well ah woke up aboot hauf ten an' ah wiz still pissed fae the Friday night. Oan the table beside ma bed wiz hauf…

— Stephen Livingston

“Thing is, as ye git aulder, this character-deficiency gig becomes mair sapping. Thir wis a time ah used tae say tae aw the teachers,…

— Irvine Welsh

“Oh fer Christ's bloody sake Martha I didna' raise ye to be well regarded. To be liked. Any puny weak-waisted slut can be liked.…

— Kathleen Kent

“Crivens!’ ‘Oh no, not them,’ said the Queen, throwing up her hands. It wasn’t just the Nac Mac Feegles, but also Wentworth, a strong…

— Terry Pratchett

Once ye made up yer mind to do somethin', 'tis better t'stumble o'er the small hillock of jump-ahead than t'bash yer head on the…

— Karen Hawkins

“Hermione,’ said Hagrid. ‘What about her?’ said Ron. ‘She’s in a righ’ state, that’s what. She’s bin comin’ down ter visit me a lot…

— J.K. Rowling

“Watching you and my daughter, seeing how you’ve survived things other women couldn’t--” She licked her lips. “That steel in your backbones came from…

— Catherine Anderson

“I was growlin' one day 'cause I was so bent up and crooked; an'what do ye s'pose the little thing said? ... She said…

— Eleanor H. Porter

“So she's wipin spunk offay her face, gaun aw fuckin panicky, 'Whae wis that, wis that ma dad?' 'Fuckin durty pervert sneakin up oan…

— Irvine Welsh

“I dinna like this, Rob,' said a Feegle. 'It's too quiet.' 'Aye, Slightly Sane Georgie, it is that-' 'You are my sunshine, my only…

— Terry Pratchett

“I sat belonely I sat belonely down a tree, humbled fat and small. A little lady sing to me I couldn't see at all.…

— John Lennon