Quote by Irvine Welsh
““So she's wipin spunk offay her face, gaun aw fuckin panicky, 'Whae wis that, wis that ma dad?' 'Fuckin durty pervert sneakin up oan cunts like that,' ah goes. So she goes aw that fuckin ice-cauld, frigid, huffey wey, but fuck her, ye need a wee bit ay fuckin romance at Christmas.””