Funny Quote by Green Monk

I Feel As Though I'Am Real Tryna Be Somebody Not Acting Like A Killer Cause I Claim A Dead Body..

— Aeezy

My whole body is a lethal weapon, you know. I know more ways to kill you than you know how to die.

— Jonathan Maberry

The joke's on them. One little hypodermic wont' be enough. Split a piece of wood, and they'll find me. Lift up a stone, and…

— Jodi Picoult

Have you murdered anyone in the last day, week, month, year, decade? Probably not. Then don't worry about it. Give yourself a break. You're…

— Natalie

I haven't killed anybody all day. Help me keep it that way.

— Clint Eastwood

I’ve killed myself so many times, I don’t even exist anymore.

— Bill Murray

I have not killed anyone. They will not let me.

— Dashiell Hammett

“Dauntless traitors crowded the hallway; the Erudite crowd the execution room, but there, they have made a path for me already. Silently they study…

— Veronica Roth

I'm always the one who gets killed. And I want it to be really gory. Body parts all over the place. Mangled!

— Sarah Michelle Gellar

I've never killed anybody... but I've definitely thought about it.

— Henry Rollins

Yes. I didn't think there were any witnesses, so I guess I'll have to kill you too.

— Jake Johannsen

I'm not a fatalist; even if I were, what could I do about it?

— Emo Philips