Jake Johannsen

(1960) Actor United States

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Jake Johannsen is an actor from the United States.

Quick Facts About Jake Johannsen

Jake Johannsen is an American comedian, writer, and actor.

Biography source: Wikipedia

Never put a razor inside your nose - even as a joke.

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If love was easy, there would be almost no music.

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People honk at you if you meditate at the stop light.

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Yes. I didn't think there were any witnesses, so I guess I'll have to kill you too.

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