Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “Man was sent on earth to struggle... AND Woman was sent on earth to make sure it happens...” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Nature
“A man's duty is to soar in the heavens. A woman's duty is to bind him to earth.” — Tony Taylor Copy Share Image
“Having appeared at the end of the first creation, man [and women] stand at the beginning of the second, since the world is transfigured… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The book of Genesis shows that God created humanity and gave him life. The unfolding drama is that the male, Adam, and thus, by… — Akwasi O. Ofori Copy Share Image
“women give man the right to live on this earth and make strong to face all the worries but men give tears and sorrow…” — RADANKS Copy Share Image
Woman is God’s supreme creation. Only after the earth had been formed, after the day had been separated from the night, after the waters… — Gordon B. Hinckley Copy Share Image
A man is a great thing upon the earth and through eternity; but every jot of the greatness of man is unfolded out of… — Walt Whitman Copy Share Image
Men had no purpose on earth whereas women were gods walking unrecognized among them. — Kate Atkinson Copy Share Image
“To be a woman is to harness the power of the earth below you, sky above you, and fire within you.” — grace gegenheimer Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image