Funny Quote by Green Monk

Tell your bitch to stop complainin' 'bout her achey tits

— Earl Sweatshirt

Girls with big tits get loads of attention

— Amit Verma

My girlfriend likes sticking her breasts in my face, then asking for something really expensive. She invariably gets what she wants. That, my friends,…

— Nikhil Saluja

When we shrug and say we don't care, it's usually a lie. Every girl cares. We've just been taught not to expose ourselves by…

— Glennon Doyle Melton

Like to tell my girlfriend Great job on those tits before she leaves for work.

— Nikhil Saluja

When a girl says she doesn't care, she usually does.

— Anmol Andore

Hi I am bra and I touch your girlfriends boobs everyday, Jealous yet ?

— Anonymous

“Your fucking tits are amazing...”

— Beth Ashworth

Ladies, admit it. Sometimes you look down at your own boobs and think, 'Wow, this is Awesome!'

— Anonymous

When you're just shagging girls, you can talk about it, but once it gets real, then you don't.

— Stephan Jenkins

There's nothing wrong with my tits but I don't go around throwing them in people's faces.

— Joan Crawford

God, do I hate my little fat tits. You ever pinch your little meat tits and wish you were dead? You ever just stand…

— Jim Norton