Eighty Quote by George Carlin Download Open image “You live eighty years, and at best you get about six minutes of pure magic.” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Eighty Magic Minutes Pure Six Years
Im going to be eighty soon, and I guess the one thing that puzzles me most is how quick it got here. — Roy Acuff Copy Share Image
When you have counted eighty years and more, Time and Fate will batter at your door; But if you should survive to be a… — Khushwant Singh Copy Share Image
The average person living to age 70 has 613, 000 hours of life. This is too long a period not to have fun. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Time is the only magic, he said, "And Marids swim through time like the sea. Think: if you hurt yourself, and I bandage it,… — Catherynne M. Valente Copy Share Image
Magic's quite a solitary pursuit - a thing you can do for hours and hours, getting better and better. — Derren Brown Copy Share Image
Haven't you done enough for a lifetime? Think about it—two power—crazed magicians killed, a hundred power—crazed magicians saved… — Jonathan Stroud Copy Share Image
In magic, it takes two or three years for me to create a 5-minute illusion for me to get it to the level I… — David Copperfield Copy Share Image
A life of short duration...could be so rich in joy and love that it could contain more meaning than a life lasting eighty years. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
When you have counted eighty years and more, Time and Fate will batter at your door; But if you should survive to be a… — Khushwant Singh Copy Share Image
“True, science has conquered many diseases, broken the genetic code, and even placed human beings on the moon, and yet when a man of… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
It wasn't really touching to be young; it was touching not to be young, because you had less of life left. Touching to be… — Rose Macaulay Copy Share Image
One-tenth of the folks run the world. One-tenth watch them run it, and the other eighty percent don't know what the hell's going on. — Jake Simmons, Jr Copy Share Image
At seventy-three I learned a little about the real structure of animals, plants, birds, fishes and insects. Consequently when I am eighty I'll have… — Hokusai Copy Share Image
“You're missing a whole demographic of Katherines by not chasing the over-eighty market.” — John Green Copy Share Image
We're told cars cause pollution. A hundred years ago city streets were ankle deep in horse excrement. What kind of pollution do you want?… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
Brain research tells us that only twenty percent of human beings have a sense of irony, which means that eighty percent of the world… — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
The dear good people don't know how long it takes to learn to read. I've been at it eighty years, and can't say yet… — Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Copy Share Image
“If an eighty-year-old wants to skydive, then so be it. If I want to blow soap bubbles in the park, then why not? Why… — Angela Scott Copy Share Image
