Cynics Quote by George Carlin Download Open image “To me the cynics are the ones in the boardrooms with the reports from the focus groups.” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Boardrooms Boardrooms Reports Cynics Cynics Ones Focus Focus groups Groups Reports
Focus groups are a waste of time, filled with people telling you what you want to hear so they can go home. — Sergio Zyman Copy Share Image
Cynicism is kind of like folding your arms and stepping back and commenting on things, like the old guys in 'The Muppets,' just throwing… — Josh Radnor Copy Share Image
The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
If I had my druthers, I think a 'Cyborg' standalone would be a slightly more intimate story. One of the things that I always… — Ray Fisher Copy Share Image
There are a few good 'psych' groups but too many never change from their first appearance. They don't develop. — Mike Love Copy Share Image
Audiences are embracing more and more unique material. I think they can sense the cynicism when people are just cranking something out to try… — Mike Flanagan Copy Share Image
Audiences of critical thinkers are my favorite kinds of audiences. There are jokes I tell in the show that don't get laughs unless I… — Adam Savage Copy Share Image
But, you know, there's another group that really runs the show. It's very shadowy, just as you've described... Those of us in the Congress… — Virgil Goode Copy Share Image
Half the stuff I have done which has been successful would never have been made if it had been shown to focus groups. — John Hurt Copy Share Image
I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it. Because cynics don’t learn anything. Because cynicism is a self-imposed blindness, a… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Don't let the doom criers and the cynics persuade you that the best is past. — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
Cynics and critics wake us up. Kindness often covers up the truth and allows us to sleep on in our ignorance. — Wilferd Peterson Copy Share Image
Cynicism was a school in Greece - the Cynics. Diogenes is a famous Cynic. There was a strong belief in nihilism and narcissism. Those… — Oliver Stone Copy Share Image
“The Cynics emphasized that true happiness is not found in external advantages such as material luxury, political power, or good health. True happiness lies… — Jostein Gaarder Copy Share Image
“After I charge their brains with my own brand of skeptical electricity, I unleash them—the New Cynics—upon a world that is slowly and happily… — Kristopher Jansma Copy Share Image
Remember, you cannot be both young and wise. Young people who pretend to be wise to the ways of the world are mostly cynics. — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
Cynics know the answers without having penetrated deeply enough to know the questions. When challenged by mysterious truths, they marshall 'facts. — Marilyn Ferguson Copy Share Image
Intellectuals are cynical and cynics have never built a cathedral. — Henry A. Kissinger Copy Share Image
“Once upon a time, we were cynics facing the world alone. Our story changed into two warrior cynics facing the world together. Now, we… — Monica Murphy Copy Share Image