Air travel Quote by George Carlin

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

— Steven Wright

“I don't care what the airlines say, there is no such thing as a non-stop flight.”

— Steve Trotter

I hate everything about airports from getting there to taking off.

— Honor Blackman

I've never missed a flight. And I don't see any reason in cutting it close because airports are pleasurable for me: You can go…

— Geoffrey Zakarian

Private flights back home, no stop-over

— Drake

It's just terrible: I miss flights all the time, more than I probably catch one.

— Margot Robbie

I get the first flight out from anywhere I am because I have to come home to my kids.

— Paula Poundstone

I don't want to jump out of an airplane, I've done that.

— John Slattery

And I don't want to jump out of an airplane - I've done that.

— John Slattery

Airports drive me mad. I don't mind the flying; it's all the hassle before you get on the plane and afterwards, including walking five…

— June Whitfield

When you arrive at your destination, pay absolutely no attention to the thing people call jetlag.

— Lara St. John

I hate flying. I don't planes. I get really anxious.

— Lucy Hale