Quote by George Carlin Download Open image “One nice thing about egotists: They don't talk about other people.” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare
There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of us — Laurence J. Peter Copy Share Image
An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me. — Ambrose Bierce Copy Share Image
An egotist is not a man who thinks too much of himself; he is a man who thinks too little of other people. — Joseph Fort Newton Copy Share Image
“To me, egotists seem bloated, flatulent. They watch out for number one, peer down their noses at you, and tend to be jealous or… — Judith Orloff Copy Share Image
Egotist: 1. A person who is his own best friend. 2. An I specialist. 3. A man whose opinions all change, except the one… — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
Life's about ego. So for someone to talk about my ego, as they are writing their piece about my ego, I'm wondering what they're… — Richard Ashcroft Copy Share Image
I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
