Associates Quote by George Carlin

If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.

— Paul Gallico

Professionalism in law has brought us the O.J. Simpson case in lieu of justice.

— Bill James

It took them 13 years to get O. J. Simpson, but they got him. What goes around comes around.

— Judy Sheindlin

If we could have just screwed another head on his shoulders, he would have been the greatest golfer who ever lived.

— Ben Hogan

If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be ineligible for any office of trust in the United States.

— H. L. Mencken

Golf is the Lord's punishment for man's sins.

— James Reston, Jr

Hopefully, America will really get a sense of how justice can be served in this country. And hopefully, they'll forget the Simpson trial.

— Andrew Cohen

We've got to abide by the rules. We have to protect it. The game of golf at a professional level is so clean. We…

— Greg Norman

I don't play golf. Mark Twain is golf to me.

— Hal Holbrook

Marty Russo was too good a golfer to be a servant of the people.

— Dan Jenkins

“The American legal system is not supposed to be a karma-based organism of retribution for unpunished bad deeds, but that’s how it worked in…

— Jeffrey Toobin

Golf is like life in a lot of ways - All the biggest wounds are self-inflicted.

— Anonymous