Life Quote by George Carlin Download Open image ““Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bullshit they teach you in school.”” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Life Life lessons
“Once you leave out all the bullshit they teach you in school, life gets really simple.” — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Life gets really simple once you cut out all the bull shit they teach you in school.” — George Carlin Copy Share Image
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I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
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You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
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The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
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Life works most perfectly when a reciprocal love relationship is in place between man and God. — Beth Moore Copy Share Image
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