Annoying people Quote by George Carlin Download Open image “Just because you got the monkey off your back doesnt mean the circus has left town.” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Annoying people Bullshit Drama Funny Money Shit happens
Just cause you got the monkey off your back doesn't mean the circus has left town. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
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A lot of people get a monkey off their back in order to make room for an elephant. — Superman Copy Share Image
The circus goes from town to town, so why run away to join it? It should be, I've decided to wait for the circus… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I've been in the business 60 years, and it's taken me this long to play a scene with a monkey. That's what happens if… — Diana Rigg Copy Share Image
I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I wouldn't have to manage my anger if only people could learn how to manage their stupidity. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate facebook stalkers, they like every status you put up, talk to EVERY DAY, and when you cut them off they find a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't you hate it when you get on a elevator and someone smells like they took a bath in perfume or cologne. — JREYES Copy Share Image
Shut the fuck up ur so annoying and you think your the shit lmao sit the fuck down — Me Copy Share Image
No matter how well you behave with people around you, THEY will treat YOU according to their NEED & MOOD. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My middle finger is used when words aren't enough for people to understand that they're annoying. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every girl knows that one annoying boy who constantly asks, 'So when we gonna chill?' — Anonymous Copy Share Image