Bigs Quote by George Carlin Download Open image “If God is all powerful, can He make a stone so big that He Himself can't lift it?” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bigs Funny God Humor Humorous Ifs Lifts Powerful Stones
The old paradox: Can God make a stone so heavy that he can't lift it? — Stephen Hawking Copy Share Image
If God can do anything he can make a stone so heavy that even he can't lift it. Then there is something God cannot… — Lucretius Copy Share Image
God is not so powerful as you think nor can he do everything as you believe. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
“The less instructed atheist will ask whether God can make a weight so heavy that He cannot lift it, in the happy belief that,… — Frank Sheed Copy Share Image
And any stone being mentally handled must become endowed with such poetry and artistry as God has given you. — Edwin Lutyens Copy Share Image
If you're the strongest man on the planet, you ought to be able to pick up a stone or flip a tire. — Brian Shaw Copy Share Image
How powerful is man! He is able to do all that God wishes him to do. He is able to accept all that God… — Marcus Aurelius Copy Share Image
With God all things are possible; there is nothing too small or big that He cannot do! The God we serve is bigger than… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
God does not need your strength: he has more than enough of power of his own. He asks your weakness: he has none of… — Charles Spurgeon Copy Share Image
I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I am certain that children always know more than they are able to tell, and that makes the big difference between them and adults,… — Jacques Lusseyran Copy Share Image
It is said that history turns on small hinges. A human career, too, results from an accumulating series of decisions about large and small… — Norman Vincent Peale Copy Share Image
The biggest change for me as a mom was realizing I needed to put someone else before me. Now the hardest part about the… — Kim Alexis Copy Share Image
I'm a big fan of all the Boston guys that are acting - Matt Damon , Ben Affleck, Mark Wahlberg - they made a… — Kenny Wormald Copy Share Image
The only regret I have in my career, is my managers wanted a big payday, and I wanted four or five more fights before… — Gerry Cooney Copy Share Image
It goes to show you how we in the press so often miss the big stories that are right under our noses. There is… — Roger Ebert Copy Share Image
Okay, so I'll admit I'm curious. Big deal. We both know what that leads to. Dead cat. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips Copy Share Image
I don't want this to be a distraction. This has been distracting enough. I'm not going to rehash this going forward. I'm sure other… — Jayson Werth Copy Share Image
I didn't get how big it was until I went home, turned on the television and saw it on all the news, and later… — Paul Simon Copy Share Image
It’s a small thing to help one animal, but to that one animal it’s a big thing — Gene Baur Copy Share Image
