Bandages Quote by George Carlin

Take down those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine.

— Anonymous

I once stole a pornographic book that was printed in braille. I used to rub the dirty parts.

— Woody Allen

I was still wearing my shoes. The staff was paid to wash the sheets after every visit, and by the point we left the…

— Mira Grant

They strip-searched me!" he burst out. "Me! Old enough to be their grandfather and they made me stand naked in the road, my things…

— Julia Golding

I did steal socks, but I got caught... don't shoplift, anyone - don't do it! You're just gonna get caught.

— Sara Shepard

I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates".

— Steven Wright

One newspaper even published one of my nude paintings - the one of me naked from the waste up.

— Cleo Moore

I stole a piece of the chess set on the first film. I took a piece of the treasure out of Bellatrix's vault on…

— Emma Watson

I've been caught in parachute pants. And on my high school yearbook, they used the wrong picture. They were supposed to use the picture…

— Ice Cube

My bedroom was plastered with pictures of Van Damme. My mother was worried about me. Most teenage boys have half-naked women on their walls,…

— Scott Adkins

I collect rare photographs... I have two... One of Houdini locking his keys in his car... the other is a rare picture of Norman…

— Steven Wright

I remember stealing some pic n' mix when I was seven; when I got out of the shop, I burst into tears.

— Jessica Brown Findlay