Baby Quote by George Carlin Download Open image “Conservatives want live babies so they can train them to be dead soldiers.” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Baby Dead soldiers Funny Humorous Sarcastic Soldier Train Want Witty
Once you leave the womb, conservatives don't care about you until you reach military age. Then you're just what they're looking for. Conservatives want… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Conservatives are pro-life because they want live babies so they can raise them up to be dead soldiers. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We don't like to kill our unborn; we need them to grow up and fight our wars. — Marilyn Manson Copy Share Image
One of the most distinguishing differences between liberals and conservatives in America is that the average Liberal feels that we should have little reservation… — Derek R. Audette Copy Share Image
I can't believe the pro-choicers attitude toward unborn children-to me it's the ultimate liberal cause, to defend those without a voice. — Michael Aston Copy Share Image
Republicans are definitely pro-birth - they'll do everything they can to make sure that that baby comes out, regardless of how it got in,… — Jennifer Granholm Copy Share Image
Every new baby is a blind desperate vote for survival: people who find themselves unable to register an effective political protest against extermination do… — Lewis Mumford Copy Share Image
We want every human being in the womb to be safe, not have these babies be killed to solve some dilemma. — Randall Terry Copy Share Image
I say Democrats should not be afraid to talk about the morality of life, of caring for children who are born. It seems the… — Jennifer Granholm Copy Share Image
Every gal and every boy that's born alive is either a little liberal or else a little conservative. — Ruth Bader Ginsburg Copy Share Image
I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I would have done well as a gypsy child, I think. A circus baby. I coulda played a great street urchin or ragamuffin. Or… — Natasha Lyonne Copy Share Image
I didn't expect to be so comfortable handing my child off to a nanny without getting any of her information. As soon as she… — Ali Wong Copy Share Image
Parents who are stressed or disturbed will have more difficulty in meeting their children's needs. Parents who have little support--from friends, relatives, neighbors, or… — Sheila Kamerman Copy Share Image
Shhh.” He put a finger to her lips. “Hear me out. I cannot deny that I would've liked to have made babies with you.… — Elizabeth Hoyt Copy Share Image
Baby, I love you. We argue about the stupidest shit then we turn around and laugh about it. I'm obsessed with you and you're… — Lindsay Copy Share Image
My dad's Israeli. He was born in Baghdad to Iraqi Jews. Then, at age two, his parents wanted to move to their homeland and… — Elliott Yamin Copy Share Image
I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food. — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
Getting a burp out of your little thing when she needs it is probably the greatest satisfaction I've come across at this point in… — Brad Pitt Copy Share Image
A new study reveals that one-third of babies in the U.S. have used a smartphone. Yeah, and one-third of babies in China have MADE… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
