Suicide Quote by Erma Bombeck Download Open image “Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.” — Erma Bombeck ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Suicide
A humorist has to be taken seriously before he's considered a real writer. — Art Buchwald Copy Share Image
“A comedian's life is truly a comedy in itself. The majority cannot take themselves seriously.” — Mwanandeke Kindembo Copy Share Image
In comedy you have to be willing to not take yourself seriously, you know? I take comedy really seriously, and so to take comedy… — Rob Lowe Copy Share Image
I think a sense of humor is the emotional equivalent of a sense of realism. One should not take everything seriously, and everybody takes… — Michael Maccoby Copy Share Image
I don't know if humor has a place for it but being light hearted does and not to take it too seriously. — John Assaraf Copy Share Image
People who take themselves too seriously, who can't see anything else, are usually funny. — Christopher Guest Copy Share Image
We’ve got to have a little humor in our lives. You had better take seriously that which should be taken seriously but, at the… — Gordon B. Hinckley Copy Share Image
Humor has to surprise us; otherwise, it isn't funny. It's a death knell for a writer to be labeled a humorist because then it's… — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
To my way of thinking, the American family started to decline when parents began to communicate with their children. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The woman who says, 'My kids are all speaking to one another and they love us' is a psychopathic liar. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
To say, "Well, I write when I really get into it" is a bunch of bull. Put the paper in the typewriter, stare at… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Just think of all those women on the Titanic who said, 'No thank you' to desert that night. And for what?! — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
Making coffee has become the great compromise of the decade. It's the only thing "real" men do that doesn't seem to threaten their masculinity.… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I've always been fascinated by the idea that there's no such thing as evil; it's all in your point of view. To one group… — Eli Roth Copy Share Image
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
If I died If I died tonight would you notice? Would you even care? If I died tonight would you find it humorous? Would… — Me Copy Share Image
My bodies cold lips are blue why did I do this because of you? I feel the earth below me like a pillow under… — Nik Is Dead Copy Share Image
When people are suicidal, their thinking is paralyzed, their options appear spare or nonexistent, their mood is despairing, and hopelessness permeates their entire mental… — Kay Redfield Jamison Copy Share Image
“The walls of the cell fell away, the sky came down, I saw the big yellow bird.” — Truman Capote Copy Share Image
I lay on my floor crying again¦ shaking. Searching for inner strength and coming up empty. My eyes burned and my mouth was dry… — Nathan Daniels Copy Share Image
“Why do people kill themselves? I think they do it when they can no longer find a reason to keep going. When nothing in… — Mary Beth Miller Copy Share Image
“No," I say. "I didn't know that," and as I say it I feel flooded with bitterness at all the things Ingrid kept secret… — Nina LaCour Copy Share Image
You don't have to be Sigmund Freud to surmise that war has a perverse appeal for the human race, nor is the attraction limited… — Ellen Willis Copy Share Image
“And thus they form a perfect group; he walks back two or three paces, selects his point of sight, and begins to sketch a… — Mary Elizabeth Braddon Copy Share Image
