Humor Quote by Erin Lynn
““He had kissed me. Put his demon tongue in my mouth. I had kissed him back. Yet I had a boyfriend. Adam. Who I believe I’ve mentioned. More than once. Boyfriend named Adam, demon named Levi kissing me—that pretty much meant I had cheated on my boyfriend, didn’t it? Didn’t mean to do that. Yikes. I bit my fingernails and knocked on Brandon’s door and tried to rationalize my way around it. It hadn’t been a premeditated kiss. It hadn’t been initiated by me. Did that really make it cheating? Or just a sort of accidental meeting of the mouths? Shouldn’t there be like a five-second rule, anyway? Like dropping food on the floor. If you retrieve it immediately, you can still eat it. If the kiss lasted less than say, a minute, it didn’t count. Right?””
About This Quote
The narrator questions whether a brief, unplanned kiss constitutes cheating, exploring moral ambiguity and personal accountability.
In simple terms: Unplanned intimacy raises ethical doubts.
Reflect on intent and impact in relationships.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- dating
- friendship
- conflict resolution
- personal journaling
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- What defines cheating for you?
- How do you communicate boundaries with partners?
Different people define boundaries differently, making universal rules hard.