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“Morning, K,” Levi said, looking wide-awake and cheerful. Demons shouldn’t be chipper. It should be a rule. Or maybe just my rule. Rule Number 1: Levi must never be perky in my presence. I needed to work on enforcing that.” quote by Erin Lynn — Download Open image

““Morning, K,” Levi said, looking wide-awake and cheerful. Demons shouldn’t be chipper. It should be a rule. Or maybe just my rule. Rule Number 1: Levi must never be perky in my presence. I needed to work on enforcing that.””

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