Dressings Quote by Dov Davidoff Download Open image “Writing good jokes requires effort. Think I'll just start dressing funnier.” — Dov Davidoff ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dressings Effort Jokes Thinking Writing
Writing your own jokes, you just kind of keep working on something until you think it might work, and then you try it out… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage. — David Cross Copy Share Image
You can write jokes at any point of the day. Jokes are not that hard to write, or they shouldn't be when it is… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
There are a lot of great jokes you can sit down and write, but that's just a written joke, versus the comedy of the… — John Mulaney Copy Share Image
There are things you do when you're writing that are so fun to do it's almost like they're private jokes that are amusing to… — Chad Harbach Copy Share Image
It always seems to someone outside the business that it is very difficult to write for a comedy show because it must be done… — Robert Orben Copy Share Image
I never really write the jokes. I just sit down over a week or two and try to figure out what I want to… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
As for jokes, I don't think it's necessarily that what I write is funny. — Peter David Copy Share Image
I'm endlessly amazed by what people are capable of, and incapable of. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Break ups are painful, but if initiated at the right time can fuel one's sense of optimism. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
People that say I have a 'fear of commitment' don't understand my relationship with popcorn. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Nike store won't accept my Starbucks card as payment. Come on guys, just do it. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Living by the beach means feeling guilty about never going to the beach. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
At the gym; I've given up trying to get in really good shape, and re-committed myself to not getting any worse. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
All politicians promise that which they cannot deliver. I just wish they did so less gleefully. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Being anti-social can also mean that you're aware of how annoying it is to be social. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Life is fragile, unless your in the NFL in which case you'll need to wear padding. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
I like to be able to connect with people. And that's how I connect, right away. I like to really talk to somebody. To… — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Fake titties are inversely proportioned to their owners level of self esteem. This being said, part of me loves them. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
Meanwhile someone is shining my head to get it dry to attach my top-hat to my head with toupee tape. I get into microphone… — Tituss Burgess Copy Share Image
I think dressing up or down should be a creative experience. Exciting. Fun. For me the key to personal style lies in accessories. I… — Iris Apfel Copy Share Image
When the idea came up, (Newman's Own) I said, "Are you crazy? Stick my face on the label of salad dressing?" And then, of… — Paul Newman Copy Share Image
Everything was set for us to play a real good game. Then we left the dressing room and everything went to hell. — Curt Fraser Copy Share Image
One of the really bad things you can do to your writing is to dress up the vocabulary, looking for long words because you're… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
My parents are actors as well, so I grew up around that world. It was always a very romantic, mythical world. They did a… — Phoebe Fox Copy Share Image
Don't ask me about emotions in the Welsh dressing room. I'm someone who cries when he watches Little House on the Prairie. — Bob Norster Copy Share Image
It's like a jar of salad dressing sitting on a shelf... most of the seasoning settles to the bottom of the bottle. But when… — Joyce Meyer Copy Share Image
East Hampton happens to have been the first place in the world where I was a star, a real star with a star pasted… — Eva Gabor Copy Share Image
Long before feminism made fashion a guilty pleasure, my first experience of the sisterhood among strangers took place in a communal dressing room. — Judith Thurman Copy Share Image
