Ex girlfriend Quote by Demetri Martin Download Open image “I think it's cool when an ex-girlfriend becomes an XL girlfriend.” — Demetri Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Ex girlfriend Exes Girlfriend Thinking
“I used to date an older obese woman named Ten, but everyone just called her "X". Now I just call her ex X. She'll… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Now how about you man the fuck up, put your big girl panties on and go get your fucking ex- girlfriend back.” — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
I have no problem with plus-size term because it kind of saved my life; however I don't love that we have to give each… — Crystal Renn Copy Share Image
To be fair to my ex girlfriend, I hope she'll always be memorable and unique to me. God forbid I ever find another woman… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I didn't even know I was considered plus-size until I was on the red carpet here in L.A. one day and a lady said,… — Jennifer Hudson Copy Share Image
It's just an amazing feeling to know that I'm representing for every plus-size woman out there. — Ashley Nell Tipton Copy Share Image
People want to see themselves in the industry that, for so long, has ostracized girls of my size. — Ashley Graham Copy Share Image
Does any woman really just come in and say, 'I'm a plus-size woman?' Maybe as a defense mechanism or maybe as a way to… — Ashley Graham Copy Share Image
I'm thrilled beyond belief to be different in this business. I pray that there will be more roles for bigger girls. I pray that… — Nikki Blonsky Copy Share Image
I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
[attempts to save the relationship on the phone but said the wrong word while talking] It didn't come out right, but I wasn't in… — Paritoshik Sharma Copy Share Image
“I had a dream that my boyfriend went back to his ex…I woke up and giggled because you don’t pick up a rock after… — Starley Ard Copy Share Image
Don't dwell on the memories you lost, but to smile on the ones you create. — Dan Pellegrino Copy Share Image
Listening to country music alone in your car is a guaranteed way to make sure you think about every ex you've ever had. Ever... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
An ex-girlfriend once got upset when I told her that music is the most important thing in my life. It's more important than anyone… — Ben Gibbard Copy Share Image
If youre really honest to the people you really love, you must learn to avoid the EX girlfriend and to the demons who likes… — Zaini Copy Share Image
And don't let me see you crying, and if the one you love hurt you, don't let me know, because if that will happen,… — Rakii Retondo Copy Share Image
Just remember: any bitch before me was a mistake and any bitch after me is a downgrade. — Asheya Copy Share Image
