Gold digger Quote by David Sedaris

“Only one sort of man is worse than an Italian when it comes to their appetite for women." "Oh? And what is that?" "A…

— Lisa Tawn Bergren

“The French: a people who have used their sophisticated culture and beautiful language to bequeath to the world the sliced potato.”

— Bauvard

“A Frenchman! Where did you pick up that expression? Are these Burgundians and Bretons and Picards and Gascons beginning to call themselves Frenchmen, just…

— Bernard Shaw

“On my fifth trip to France I limited myself to the words and phrases that people actually use. From the dog owners I learned…

— David Sedaris

I get a lot of letters from French lady admirers - and gentlemen. 'Midsomer' is a huge hit in France, and it's all down…

— John Nettles

“They're from France, Ruby said, Vogue magazine. They only speak French except for fuck you.”

— Tom Spanbauer

Into the face of the young man who sat on the terrace of the Hotel Magnifique at Cannes there had crept a look of…

— Anonymous

“Wieners, punch, and spinning into barfing would later be referred to as the "Paris Hilton".”

— Tina Fey

“Azariel didn't know what to say. Most Frenchmen preferred voluptuous women - whose ample breasts proved how well the next generation would be nurtured,…

— Maggie Anton

“I wish I could say he was a French professor, a French chef, or even a bilingual tutor, but I can’t. He worked in…

— Chila Woychik

“As if anyone in Paris would believe for a second that I was a top. Not only was I made for being manhandled, I…

— Nicole Castle

“The French (and Europeans in general) place a high value on speaking quietly in restaurants and on trains.”

— Rick Steves