Paris hilton Quote by Tina Fey Download Open image ““Wieners, punch, and spinning into barfing would later be referred to as the "Paris Hilton".”” — Tina Fey ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Paris hilton
Paris Hilton, it turns out, is related to fellow celebrity jailbirds Zsa Zsa Gabor and G. Gordon Liddy. — Steven Pinker Copy Share Image
There will be a competition among critics for the best Paris Hilton insult. Here's my first: Her attention span is so short that she… — David Edelstein Copy Share Image
I don't want to be known as the granddaughter of the Hiltons. I want to be known as Paris. — Paris Hilton Copy Share Image
Everything I am is cause of Paris. She like paved the way for me. A girl like me who is literally famous for nothing… — Tana Mongeau Copy Share Image
“The next summer we went to France for six weeks, and I added another 420 words, most of them found in the popular gossip… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“The language of sex seemed to echo with Shop: as a Playboy, apparently, you got hammered or plastered, then you nailed or screwed or… — Lisa Grunwald Copy Share Image
“Paris is like a whore. From a distance she seems ravishing, you can't wait until you have her in your arms. And five minutes… — Henry Miller Copy Share Image
Paris Hilton said something interesting to me once: she said, 'I just tell everyone what they want to hear, and I do what I… — Simon Rex Copy Share Image
“Astrid," Linda called, her feet tucked under herself on the flower-print couch. "If you had a choice between two weeks in Paris France, all… — Janet Fitch Copy Share Image
“Now and then he caught a phrase like, “Fame’s a fickle friend, Harry,” or “Celebrity is as celebrity does, remember that.” — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
I really like John McCain. He's an awesome dude and was a lot of fun when he hosted "SNL." I'd love to see a… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You mostly know that you want to be funny, know that you have the desire. It's not like people who grow up beautiful and… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Whatever the problem, be part of the solution. Don’t just sit around raising questions and pointing out obstacles. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Pentagon records show that at least 8,000 members of the all-volunteer U.S. Army have deserted since the Iraq war began. Hey, at least somebody… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“That summer I got to know four families in which half the children were gay. In case you’re interested from a sociological point of… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
You can be a little bit darker and rougher on the stage, partly because when you're in the theater, people have come to see… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
[...] things most people do naturally are often inexplicably difficult for me. — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
“To this day, all I know is there are between two and four openings down there and that the set up inside looks vaguely… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
Wafah Dufour bin Laden, niece of Osama bin Laden has signed a contract to star in a reality show... called Skating with the Nieces… — Tina Fey Copy Share Image
I think the people I talk about are generally so stupid that they don't even know I'm saying bad things about them. I've run… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
In the beginning I was just a makeup artist and I never really pictured myself doing anything else. But now that I have so… — Jeffree Star Copy Share Image
When Paris Hilton can top the bestsellers' lists, we are one more Connect Four move closer to Armageddon. — Corey Taylor Copy Share Image
As long as our culture continues to fawn over its downward-aspiring lowest common denominators, the United States will remain a social and political punch… — Anthony Beal Copy Share Image
Sometimes I think my past life was unrealized. I met a tragic end - it might have been a car over a cliff. But… — Christine Ebersole Copy Share Image
I would say probably Paris [Hilton]. Because to me that's her in character and she kind was always sort of winking at the camera.… — Alexa Chung Copy Share Image
In my family, I would never dare to think of being Paris Hilton! And to me, that doesn't look like a happy existence -… — Eve Hewson Copy Share Image
There will be a competition among critics for the best Paris Hilton insult. Here's my first: Her attention span is so short that she… — David Edelstein Copy Share Image
You have people who can't act and they get all these parts. Paris Hilton falls into her own category. She's made a career out… — Kate Hudson Copy Share Image
Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian would have left little more than lipstick stains in their passing had it not been for the sex videos… — James Wolcott Copy Share Image