Cosmopolitan Quote by Tom Spanbauer

takes a devil to make a decent angel.

— Tom Spanbauer

“Every time you hear a car alarm, Ruby said, another New Yorker has gone to hell.”

— Tom Spanbauer

“Some people like to bitch, Rose said. Bitching is OK. But for me, I choose a kind of joy -- a lucid compulsion --…

— Tom Spanbauer

“So put your costume on, honey! Ruby said. Set Harlequin free! That party monster of yours is screaming to come out. Let the monster…

— Tom Spanbauer

“The universe has always conspired to fuck me up.”

— Tom Spanbauer

“The Shy Hunter is terrified that others will destroy the truth within his heart, Rose said, And so the Shy Hunter armours himself ...…

— Tom Spanbauer

“At our table in the corner by the window, huddled around a flame in a red glass, all of us, body to body to…

— Tom Spanbauer

Have some fun while you wait for the will of heaven.

— Tom Spanbauer

Miracles are out there somewhere. You just got to find them.

— Tom Spanbauer

“A person without her or his own truth ain't a person at all, Ida said. Anybody who tells you different—is a jackass, and no…

— Tom Spanbauer

There is nothing more lonely than a true artist.

— Tom Spanbauer

“You know, Rose said, You're not the first man in history who thinks his cock is the path to wisdom. You're not the first…

— Tom Spanbauer