Quote by David Sedaris

“I’ve been trying to figure something out. Why on earth would your ponytail stick straight out from your head?”

— Cidney Swanson

“Her hair was a loose ponytail, the universal sign of not giving a fuck.”

— Andy Weir

“How bad could things be if my hair was neat?”

— Jeff Lindsay

“Trouble is, just because things are obvious doesn't mean they're true.”

— Terry Pratchett

“I wanted a ponytail for my 16th birthday, but daddy never bought me one. He thought that not only would I not be able…

— Jarod Kintz

“Unfortunately, no one had been able to do much with her hair. It formed a very unfashionable, slightly frizzy halo around her head.”

— Amanda Quick

“My hair is my best feature, long and wavy, bright gold with a hint of red, trailing behind me wherever I go like an…

— Cynthia Hand

“Her hair looks like mine: dull, flat and stringy. The only difference is that she pulls hers back into a ponytail when she's working…

— Sarah N. Harvey

“People with red hair are supposed to get mad very easily,...,and he had very red hair.”

— J.D. Salinger

“You'd find it easier to be bad than good if you had red hair.”

— L. M. Montgomery

“But it did make me realize that I shouldn't go around judging people who have stringy hair, because maybe they have a very good…

— Kristen Tracy

“My hair doesn’t take well to instruction.”

— Leigh Bardugo