American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
That's the trouble with a politician's life-somebody is always interrupting it with an election. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The trouble with our praying is, we just do it as a means of last resort. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Our country has plenty of five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Course, that's the trouble with politics, it breeds politics! So that makes it pretty hard to stamp out. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
A conference is just an admission that you want somebody to join you in your troubles. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The whole trouble with the Republicans is their fear of an increase in income tax, especially on higher incomes. They speak of… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
When you get into trouble 5,000 miles from home, you've got to have been looking for it. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
That's the trouble with our charities; we are always saving somebody away off, when the fellow next to us ain't eating. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
We are always saying: Let the Law take its Course but what we really mean is: Let the Law take OUR Course. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The Democrats and the Republicans are equally corrupt where money is concerned. It's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
Farmers, get out your sense of humor. Congress meets to relieve you again next week. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
American invents everything, but the trouble is we get tired of it the minute the new is wore off. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
There are two things I don't care how smart you are, you will never understand. One is an alienist's testimony, and the other is… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other. — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
I don't think you can make a lawyer honest by an act of legislature. You've got to work on his conscience. And his lack… — Will Rogers Copy Share Image
