Fox news Quote by David Letterman Download Open image “Sarah Palin is joining Fox News. The new slogan is 'hair and unbalanced.'” — David Letterman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Fox news Foxes Hair Joining News Palin Slogans Unbalanced
Sarah Palin made her debut as a Fox News analyst. They finally found a job that she's not under-qualified for. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Sarah Palin has been hired back by Fox News, and she only left five months ago. She has now effectively quit quitting. She can't… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
It's a great day for Sarah Palin. She was hired as a commentator for Fox News. She signed a multi-year contract, which means she'll… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Donald Trump announced he got his own segment every Monday morning on Fox News. Just what Fox News needs - another blonde airhead. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
“In other words, Foxx represented what Sarah Palin (speaking at a campaign fundraiser in Greensboro three weeks before the election) called “the real America,”… — George Packer Copy Share Image
The [Sarah ]Palin endorsement as sort of vouching for Donald Trump is all about. She is the sort of tribune of not conservatism as… — Chris Hayes Copy Share Image
Sarah Palin is backing in be to Republican presidential politics in a big way with a big high profile endorsement decision.That is, I think,… — Rachel Maddow Copy Share Image
When the media worries about what Hillary’s hair looks like or what my hair looks like, that’s a real problem. We have millions of… — Bernie Sanders Copy Share Image
“When the New York Times scratches its head, get ready for total baldness as you tear out your hair.” — Christopher Hitchens Copy Share Image
Sarah Palin is a symbol of everything that is wrong with the modern United States. As a representative of our political system, she's a… — Matt Taibbi Copy Share Image
It is hard to know what Sarah Palin means in Republican politics anymore. — Rachel Maddow Copy Share Image
Two things you need to know about taxes. They've extended the deadline to April 18, and when you write your check, just make it… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
You know Kim Jong Un, the evil dictator of North Korea? Apparently, a guy in his inner circle used his ashtray while smoking and… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
It's the first day of spring. That means this weekend I'll take down my Christmas lights. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
There are a lot of New York City Thanksgiving traditions. For example, a lot of New Yorkers don't buy the frozen Thanksgiving turkey. They… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I can hardly wait until Donald Trump announces his celebrity cabinet. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Experts say this global warming is serious, and they are predicting now that by the year 2050, we will be out of party ice. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I'm worried about John Kerry, he's so confident now that he's already planning his White House sex scandal. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Do I think there is a heaven? Uh, yeah I do. Like a really big gymnasium. How do I see myself there? With really… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
If it wasn't for coffee, I'd have no discernible personality at all. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
People realized that they could come on Fox News Sunday, and they would be well and fairly treated. — Brit Hume Copy Share Image
I like to watch the Fox News Network. I like 'Nightline.' I like to watch 'The Sopranos,' of course. That is one of my… — Erik Estrada Copy Share Image
New Rule: There is no devil, so stop blaming your screw-ups on him. Last week, one of the biggest evangelical leaders in America, the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
From breaking down the latest headlines on 'FOX News @ Night' to explaining the complexities of the law, I have had the opportunity to… — Shannon Bream Copy Share Image
I have to say, early on, to be fair, in the [Barack] Obama administration, the Obama White House said that Fox News was not… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
I have to say that Adam Levine is truly a daring young man to go on Twitter to bash Fox News. He's so rebellious,… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
“I turned on Fox News and jumped when I saw that they had one of those things in their studio. "Are you people crazy?"… — Ian McClellan Copy Share Image
“The provision of news and information, for example, has been ‘dumbed down’ to a previously unimaginable degree, and the line between Hollywood fiction and… — Paul McLaughlin Copy Share Image
“If Facebook becomes my primary source of news, with the ability to filter what I see, then the civic square will no longer exist.… — Jonathan Taplin Copy Share Image
Liberal talk on the radio doesn't perform well because it is not a sequestered to a niche - it's everywhere in the media universe.… — Dana Loesch Copy Share Image
I challenge anybody to show me an example of bias in Fox News Channel. — Rupert Murdoch Copy Share Image
There are a lot of folks at Fox News who bring a certain level of sophistication to their understanding of politics. — David Shuster Copy Share Image