Commit Quote by John Oliver

It's a great day for Sarah Palin. She was hired as a commentator for Fox News. She signed a multi-year contract, which means she'll…

— Craig Ferguson

Sarah Palin made her debut as a Fox News analyst. They finally found a job that she's not under-qualified for.

— David Letterman

Sarah Palin's a quitter.

— Jesse Ventura

Sarah Palin has decided not to run for President and go straight to the quitting part.

— Andy Borowitz

Perhaps resigning from her first term in office may hurt Mrs. Palin's attempts to run for higher office. Even I, a Palin supporter, now…

— Andrew Breitbart

Why is it our business whether Sarah Palin returned to her job as governor three days after her son was born, or three months?…

— Susan Estrich

Sarah Palin has been tagged and released back into the wild.

— Jon Stewart

Hillary Clinton doesn't quit. She doesn't give up. I respect that.

— Donald Trump

Sarah Palin is joining Fox News. The new slogan is 'hair and unbalanced.'

— David Letterman

Sarah Palin, who with 17 months remaining in her single term as Alaska's governor quit the only serious office she has ever held, is…

— George Will

Now how about this, ladies and gentlemen? The Governor of Alaska, Sarah Palin, has announced she is stepping down. She will no longer be…

— David Letterman

I hired Sarah Palin because she was hot and got ratings.

— Roger Ailes