I think it might honestly be time for the Sunshine State to officially change its motto to the Worst State. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
Here in America, people come out to see what they've known you to do. In England, it's like everyone comes out to… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
There's never any time I think I'm a real journalist, because I don't have any of the qualifications or the intentions for… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
I think being an outsider in general always helps you in comedy. I think it helps to have an outsider's eye. And… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most beautiful, talented,… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
I think Americans still can't help but respond to the natural authority of this voice. Deep down they long to be told… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
I think deep down, this planet yearns for the days of the British Empire again. They long once more to be treated… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
I find it hard in my general life to think further than the week ahead. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
You're sonically racist, Americans. You think we all sound the same, whereas I have definitely a mongrel accent. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
I think puns are not just the lowest form of wit, but the lowest form of human behavior. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
You don't really know when stand-up material is TV ready; it's just at what point you're willing to let it go and… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
I don't think I'm identified as the anchorman, I think I'm identified as the impostor anchorman - there's a very clear line… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
I've always been interested in socially political, or overtly political, comedy. And I guess I've always liked to channel some kind of personal element… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
I knew I was going to go into the field and make fun of people to their faces. I knew what I was getting… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
Once you learn how to make people laugh, then you get to choose exactly how you want to make them laugh. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
When you see people say crazy things on our show, they mean this stuff,and that's easy to forget: They're not joking. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
I think Americans still can't help but respond to the natural authority of this voice. Deep down they long to be told what to… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
I guess the tone of jokes is often, at best, irreverent, but it always comes from a place of deep love. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
I'm always interested in audience interaction. Not so much aggressive audience interaction - I'm genuinely interested in how people see things. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
I do one accent - my own. I can make it louder or quieter. That is the sum total of my vocal range. I… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
If you work on a comedy show, your basic form of communication is teasing. That's generally how we speak to each other: you communicate… — John Oliver Copy Share Image
Anybody who claims to be excited for April Fools' Day is probably a sociopath. — John Oliver Copy Share Image
