Analysts Quote by David Letterman

Sarah Palin has been hired back by Fox News, and she only left five months ago. She has now effectively quit quitting. She can't…

— John Oliver

It's a great day for Sarah Palin. She was hired as a commentator for Fox News. She signed a multi-year contract, which means she'll…

— Craig Ferguson

I hired Sarah Palin because she was hot and got ratings.

— Roger Ailes

Sarah Palin is a compelling political figure.

— Michele Bachmann

We need to get beyond the stereotypes. Palin has been cast as a right-wing nut job in the media, yet her actual record suggests…

— Kirsten Powers

Sarah Palin is joining Fox News. The new slogan is 'hair and unbalanced.'

— David Letterman

If ever there were a candidate destined to shine on 'The Oprah Winfrey Show,' Sarah Palin would be that woman.

— Andrew Breitbart

I believe Sarah Palin is a true statesman, whose experience as a failed vice presidential candidate, half-term governor and eight-episode reality star has fully…

— Stephen Colbert

Here's why Sarah Palin says she won't be running for president. She says she can be more effective at getting others elected by not…

— David Letterman

In fact Sarah Palin has created more jobs than Obama has. She created eleven jobs fact-checking at the AP just for the Palin autobiography.

— Ann Coulter

Sarah Palin's a quitter.

— Jesse Ventura

The topic of Sarah Palin has been open season to the media, entertainment industry, and club comics alike.

— Steven Crowder