Bits Quote by David Letterman

During a charity boxing match on Friday, Mitt Romney lasted two rounds against Evander Holyfield and raised a million dollars. It was just like…

— Jimmy Fallon

Mitt Romney, two-time Republican presidential candidate, is going to fight Evander Holyfield for charity. I hope they save some of that money for funeral…

— David Letterman

Holyfield won the fight. It's not the first time Romney has been knocked out by a black guy.

— David Letterman

Mitt Romney has a fund-raiser. He's going to get in the ring and fight Evander Holyfield. This is the dumbest thing Republicans have done…

— David Letterman

Mitt Romney was the man who stood up to Donald Trump early, hard, never wavered.

— Mark Shields

Mitt Romney - he had a Rock Hudson thing going, shoeblack hair and a well-hung resume, but even for a shameless, position-shifting phony he…

— James Wolcott

Mitt Romney, quite simply, doesn't get it.

— Julian Castro

Mitt Romney, both did better with the military than Donald [Trump].

— Juan Williams

That Mitt Romney, he is a master campaigner. This week he was introducing his wife, and he said, 'She is the heavyweight champion of…

— Bill Maher

The most disappointing thing this week is that Mitt Romney picked Paul Ryan, because he was the intellectual leader of the Republican Party. Because…

— Stephanie Cutter

Look, [Mitt] Romney comes from a religion founded by a criminal who was anti-American, pro-slavery, and a rapist. And he comes from that lineage…

— Lawrence O'Donnell

Mitt Romney turned businesses around in the private sector. He saved the Winter Olympics.

— Scott Walker