Candidates Quote by David Letterman

Mitt Romney has a fund-raiser. He's going to get in the ring and fight Evander Holyfield. This is the dumbest thing Republicans have done…

— David Letterman

Mitt Romney, two-time Republican presidential hopeful, boxed former heavyweight champion of the world Evander Holyfield for charity. It was a horrible moment when Romney…

— David Letterman

During a charity boxing match on Friday, Mitt Romney lasted two rounds against Evander Holyfield and raised a million dollars. It was just like…

— Jimmy Fallon

Mitt Romney has a new fundraising gimmick. If you donate $3 or more to his campaign, your name will be entered into a drawing…

— Jay Leno

Holyfield won the fight. It's not the first time Romney has been knocked out by a black guy.

— David Letterman

If the Republicans embrace these great people that are showing up, the Republicans are going to have a massive victory. It's not going to…

— Donald Trump

It's going to be Perry, it's going to be Romney...It's sort of a battle for the soul of the Republican Party - and they…

— Bill Maher

It is a real honor and privilege to endorse Mitt Romney. Mitt is tough, he's smart, he's sharp. He's not going to allow bad…

— Donald Trump

The most disappointing thing this week is that Mitt Romney picked Paul Ryan, because he was the intellectual leader of the Republican Party. Because…

— Stephanie Cutter

Mitt Romney and his family have a big two-day weekend plan. They're going to hike to the top of his money.

— David Letterman

A lot of the evangelicals supporting Donald Trump aren't expecting that he's going to start holding Bible studies in the Oval Office. They just…

— Robert Jeffress

If Mitt Romney wins this years election, I volunteer as tribute for the Hunger Games.

— Anonymous